Inspirational SMS / Messages # 39 :

WheN Time Never Stops For Us,

TheN Why Do We Always Wait For The Right Time..??

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No Time is WroNg To Do The Right ThiNg.....!! Just Do It....

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 38 :

Luck Has A Peculiar Habit Of Favoring Those Who Dont Depend On It! So Believe In Yourself & Find Way To Achieve Your Goals.....

Love SMS / Messages # 112 :

Hrt is botle of perfume, if u nvr opn it nobody knws d fragrance inside it IF kpt opn alwys u lose ur frgnc So opn it wisely & share ur feeling's...

Love SMS / Messages # 111 :

Don't love who ever proposes you.

bcoZ you're a priceless king to ur sweet parents and they will bring you a perfect queen.

"Never fall in unsure love"...

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 37 :

Every heart has a pain.

Only the way of expression is different.

Some hide it in eyes, while

Some hide in their smile...

Friendship SMS / Messages # 68 :

Puffs has 4 ends

samosa has 3 ends

chilli bajji has 2ends

but

our

friendship

has

no

ends

like BONDA...

Think different:-)

Funny SMS / Messages # 51 :

Three Best Jokes of College Lyf

1)Plz..Dont Disturb..Im Studyin!

2)oh shit! NO Class. Lets Go To LIBRARY!

Last & Best One

3)Sir,I Hav a Doubt...!

Adult SMS / Messages # 15 :

It goes in dry, it comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed, just you and me. IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK. It is a cup of tea.

Adult SMS / Messages # 14 :

Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Love SMS / Messages # 110 :

There are thousands of roses in the world, even if i gave every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I LOVE YOU.

Love SMS / Messages # 109 :

When it hurts to look back, you are sacred to look ahead, just look beside you and i will be there.

Love SMS / Messages # 108 :

To the world you are somebody. But to me you are the world.

Love SMS / Messages # 107 :

If i were a tear in your eye I would roll down onto your lips. But if you were a tear in my eye I would never cry, as I would be afraid to lose you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 67 :

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth of it. Thank you for being the pee in my pants.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 66 :

Friends are angels that come from above. Sent by god to love you, when you are lonely, sad and blue, remember I will be there for you.

Love SMS / Messages # 105 :

When someone love you, you don't realize it. When you realize it, it is too late.
YOU always love the one that leaves you and leave the one that love you.

Love SMS / Messages # 104 :

Sorry.. sorry.. sorry.. Don’t get confused, arre baba “SORRY” means.
Some One Really Remembering You.

Love SMS / Messages # 104 :

I cann't resist the tears of woman, that is why i would do anything for you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 65 :

Dreams are to be forgotten. Reality is to lived. Desire is to be fulfilled and destiny to be reached, where it began there it will end, friends from start, friends till the end.

Adult SMS / Messages # 13 :

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problem.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 36 :

Don't keep hanging in the past, don't dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.

Funny SMS / Messages # 50 :

What is the difference between a woman and magnet? Magnets have a positive side?

Funny SMS / Messages # 49 :

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Funny SMS / Messages # 48 :

A successful man is one who makes more money than his can spend.

Funny SMS / Messages # 47 :

I asked God for world peace. One day, he said, i can't as it is impossible. I asked Good to make you good looking and he told, dude let of try the world peace.

Love SMS / Messages # 103 :

If i had a penny for everytime I thought of you, i did still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you.

Love SMS / Messages # 102 :

I don't think much, i do not think often, but when i think, i think of only you.

Funny SMS / Messages # 46 :

Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

Love SMS / Messages # 101 :

Some thoughts are better kept unsaid. Some feeling are better kept to yourself because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.

Funny SMS / Messages # 45 :

Best 2 Lines:
"Silence is d best answer fr al questions"
"Smiling is d best reaction in al situations"
unfortunately neither of them helps in EXAMS

Funny SMS / Messages # 44 :

A tragic LuV Stry: A pig fell in LuV wid a Hen
1day dey kissd ech othr
Nxt day d Pig died of Bird Flu nd Bird died of Swine Flu
"AJB PREM KI GJB KAHNI"

Love SMS / Messages # 100 :

Mind Blowing Thought:The Weakest Part Of A Relation Comes When One Of the Person Has 2 Give An Explanation 2 Prove the Trust..! Never Let It Happen.

Funny SMS / Messages # 43 :

Definition of kiss in medical language:
An anatomical juxtaposition of four orbicularis oris in a state of contraction followed by continuous spasm of the intrinsic and extrinsic lingual musculature followed by fervent mixing of the solution leading to transmission of the oral microbial flora of the either individual as a result of alpha waves originating for the hypothalamus.

Love SMS / Messages # 99 :

You must be tried because you have been running through my mind. You gotta be a thief because you have stolen my heart and i must have been a bad shooter because, i keep missing you.

Love SMS / Messages # 98 :

Last night I hugged my pillow and dream about of you. I wish that someday I did dream about about my pillow and i did be hugging you.

Love SMS / Messages # 97 :

When it hurts to look back, you are sacred to look ahead, just look beside you and i will be there.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 64 :

Friends are angels that come from above. Sent by god to love you, when you are lonely, sad and blue, remember I will be there for you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 63 :

Dreams are to be forgotten. Reality is to lived. Desire is to be fulfilled and destiny to be reached, where it began there it will end, friends from start, friends till the end.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 62 :

Friends are angels that come from above. Sent by god to love you, when you are lonely, sad and blue, remember I will be there for you.

Love SMS / Messages # 96 :

Truth of life:
"We make them cry who care for us, we cry for them who never care for us and we care for them who will never cry for us.."

Funny SMS / Messages # 42 : :

Heart of boys are like a temple!
Holy, truthful,
pure..
Thats why, when boys say,'i love you',
girls remove their slippers.!

Love SMS / Messages # 95 :

Life Hurts, Feelings Fade, ù wan evrythin 2 stay d same, Bt ppl Change, N smtmes al ù cn do is hold ùr head up high, Blink d Tears awy n Say, Ohh DùST..

Love SMS / Messages # 94 :

ONLY 4 U:
Trust is like an elastic being stretch by 2 people. As long as U hold on it, U will b happy. The moment 1 leaves, another gets the terrible pain...
A Real true fact..

Love SMS / Messages # 94 :

U r part of a puzzle of sme1 else's life.U may nvr knw whr u fit but remember tht sme1 else's life may nvr b complete wthout U in it..

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 35 :

''Life itself cannot give u anything unless u really work for it.Life just gives u TIME n SPACE.Its upto U to fill it as much as possible"

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 34i :

Fear is not the only solution for u wen u r in trouble, becoz fear is the sign of failure. Whether u fail or succeed it is better to be confident.

Love SMS / Messages # 93 :

I've always been afraid Of lOsing ppl i cherish sO much,
But at times i keep asking myself
Is der any1 whO ll b afraid Of lOsing ME tOO...

Love SMS / Messages # 92 :

Life is so confusing. What we want we dont get, What we get we are not satisfied. What we expect never happens. What we hate

generally repeats..? THIS IS LIFE...

Love SMS / Messages # 91 :

Memory of a person gets beautiful in the mind just as a leaf kept in a book for a long time.
Fear not d departure of GREEN but cherish d arrival of GOLD.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 61 :

I m not a clock to sms u 24 hours.
But my heart is like a clock,
That will care, love & pray for 24 hours for aSweet FRIEND like " YOU "

Funny SMS / Messages # 41 :

Job opprtnity!
Hurry up.
Wear a suit,
Pair of boot.

Go n climb a tree.

Sit on a branch.

Fine!
NOW U R A
BRANCH MANAGER
congrats.

Funny SMS / Messages # 40 :

Santa asks Banta how was ur exam? Banta: It ws ok but I could not ans. past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally wrote

THUNK...

Funny SMS / Messages # 39 :

A born baby asks d nurse,do u hav sms balnce?
NURS:Yes,bt y do u need?
BABY:2 snd msg 2 God dat i reachd safely n ask him2
.
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snd my girl frnd soon.!

Funny SMS / Messages # 38 :

Last night my books were dancing in my dream
DO U KNOW ON WHICH SONG?
GUESS.??
?
?
Zara zara touch me touch me touch me;-)...

Funny SMS / Messages # 37 :

History master was on leave. So science master was asked to prepare a question paper.
Students were stunned seeing the first question. Here is the question:
Describe jhansi rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..

Funny SMS / Messages # 36 :

Advrtismnt by VTU:
R u a stdnt scorin high marks in pu?
Bored of gettin gud marks?
Join BE in VTU and see d difrenc in jst 4yrs
"Marks se nomarks"

Funny SMS / Messages # 35 :

Sardar took the headphone from pilot...

Pilot: what the hell r u doing???

Sardar: first Drive the plane... Listen to music later......!

Funny SMS / Messages # 34 :

Heaven and Hell
Heaven is when YOU have a German car, American salary, Chinese food and Indian wife.
Hell is when car is Chinese, Food is German, wife is American and salary Indian. !!!

Adult SMS / Messages # 12 :

At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
At 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
At 38 a golf ball, I man behind her,
At 48 a TT ball, I man pushing her to the other.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 60 :

A best friend is like a four clover; hard to find and lucky to have.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 59 :

A blessing that is rare and true is a gift that gold cannot buy. That is the gift of a wonderful friend that I have in you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 58 :

A friend gives hope when life is low. A friend is a place where you can go. A friend is honest. A friend is true. A friend is precious. A friend is you.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 33 :

If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap.
If you want happiness for a day, go fishing.
If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune
If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.

Love SMS / Messages # 90 :

Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 32 :

Why do we häv so many Temples,if God is everywhere??
A wise man said:Air is everywhere,but we still need a fan to feel it...

Love SMS / Messages # 89 :

Luv is like giving a Gun 2 Sum1 having it pointed at ur HEART & Trusting them 2 never PULL da Trigger.
But Sadly Most Of da time thy Do.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 31 :

A Man askd a Priest
Can I Smoke While I Pray?
Priest got ANGRY
Another asked
Can I Pray while I Smoke
Priest AGREED
MORAL:
Respons Depends on
HOW U PROPOSE.

Love SMS / Messages # 88 :

.."Keeping someone in our heart is very easy... But, to be in someone's heart is very difficult... So "RESPECT the heart which "CARES 4"U.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 57 :

Beautiful Quote for a True Frnd frm this Frnd:- Ur Words r NOT My Disturbance..
But,The Disturbance Lies in Ur Silence... So keep in touch.

Love SMS / Messages # 87 :

There're 3 special ppl in our life:
Some1 we love but have to hate.
Some1 we hate but cant live without,
&someone we cant live without but have 2let go

Funny SMS / Messages # 33 :

Leave aplication by a kid:
O my Master
When i Cum, Water
Rain chum chum,
Leg my fisla Gira mai Dhadam,Niche my bag n Upar was hum, isliye 2day i cant cum!

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 30 :

Lyf may nt b d kind of party u wantd....
Bt dat does'nt mean U shud stop dancin
Ur d DJ of ur lyf...
So jst spin it, Rol it, Rock it & Enjy it....

Friendship SMS / Messages # 56 :

Friend Is who tolerates ur worst MOOD
Manages 2 smile on ur idiotic JOKE
Tries 2 undrstnd ur craziest DREAM
& knows da biggest reason behind ur smallest tear.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 29 :

World is not a Parking place, it is a Racing track..Keep on moving..
No matter when & Where u start but reach ur Goal & make a new Record.

Love SMS / Messages # 86 :

I'm on a mission:
Mission 2 avoid u,
2 forget u, in short,
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Funny SMS / Messages # 32 :

Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book
"How to Cook"

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 28 :

"An arrow can be shot only by pulling it Backward...! So whenever life pulls u back, dont worry...! It's going 2 lead u forward to victory."

Funny SMS / Messages # 31 :

Ambani calling from Heaven:"Son Mukesh,How is d Business of Our RELIANCE India Mobile"?

Mukesh: I Can't Hear anything PAPA..Plz Call me on My Airtel number!..

Love SMS / Messages # 85 :

Lövely peöple r möst preciöüs, sö nö mätter höw rärely i msg ü, ü wöüld älways b remembered, nöt önly för 2däy, büt thröüghöüt my life...

Love SMS / Messages # 84 :

On d shore of life, all gud relations r lik waves. They come & go bt they touch in such a way dat a feelin of closeness alwys remains 4evr...

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 10 :

Welcome the new morning with a smile on your face, love in your heart, Good thoughts in your mind and you will have a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely morning.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 55 :

We have a unique and strange friendship, me unique and you strange.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 54 :

Ye today is film dedication day, so tell me which film you dedicate me and sent this message to your friends, you will have fun.

Funny SMS / Messages # 30 :

Hey! Tell me very frankly. Do I look stupid? Dub? A duffer? Nuts? Monkey? Like a alien? Please tell me because just now someone told me that, I look like you.

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 9 :

Thousands of yesterdays are gone
Millions of tomorrow will come
But there is only one today
So, I don’t want to miss the day to say you Good morning.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 53 :

2 eyes looking for you.
6 senses missing you.
24 hours thinking about you.
7 days massaging you.
100 years, I need you as my dear friend..

Funny SMS / Messages # 29 :

If I was a printer, you will be my painting.
If I was a author, you will be my story.
If I was a poet, you will be my poem.
But unfortunately, I am cartoonist.

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 8 :

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think one, think wise, think great, think ultimate. That is the way of success, good morning and have a nice day!

Love SMS / Messages # 83 :

The three things we desire most in life; happiness, freedom and peace of mind are always attained by giving them to someone else.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 52 :

A word to say, A word to hear, even in your absence, I feel you near, our relation is strong, hope to goes long. We will remain friends, till our heart goes on.

Funny SMS / Messages # 28 :

Hen… Present sir,
Duck… Present sir,
Cat… Present sir,
Tiger, Present sir,
Monkey.. Reading SMS sir

Friendship SMS / Messages # 51 :

A flower never know how beautiful it is,
A sea never knows how deep it is,
You never know how valuable you are to me always as my friend.

Good Night SMS / Messages # 11 :

Touch your heart, close your eyes, Make a wish, Say good night, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep quite quite, Good night.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 50 :

Feeling is a painting, never spoilt it
Face is a book, try to read it
Love is precious, be ready to sacrifice for it
And friendship is mirror, never break it.

Funny SMS / Messages # 27 :

Call me it is very urgent there is low currency in my cell......
Sender: Bin laden + 015643254962
Hamesha urgent kabi pura SMS pad liya karo yaar.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 49 :

A friend is like a guitar, you have to keep turning once in a while to keep the melody of friendship alive.

Funny SMS / Messages # 26 :

Frog goes to astrologer to know future.
Astrologer: You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who wants to know everything about you.
Frog: girl! When are where?
Astrologer: In zoo exam at zoo lab.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 48 :

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, ….. U, V, W, X, Y, Z. What are you wondering? I have killed all those were between I and you. “Friend forever”.

Funny SMS / Messages # 25 :

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a closed room and all doors and windows are closed. How can you escape if the room caught fire?
Sardar: Very simple, Stop imagining.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 47 :

A flower never knows how beautiful it is,
A sea never knows how deep it is,
You know how valuable you are to me always as my friend.

Love SMS / Messages # 46 :

Slowly the leaves of memory fall,
Softly I will gather and pick them all,
Because today, tomorrow and till my life is through, I will always cherish having a friend like you.

Funny SMS / Messages # 24 :

Special offer: Bring chits in exam, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer limited…

Love SMS / Messages # 82 :

Easy to get someone who will love you
Easy to get someone who like you
Easy to get someone who will care you
But difficult to get someone who will understand you.

Love SMS / Messages # 81 :

Look at the moon and you see time
Look in the heart and you see love
Look in the eyes and you see love
Look at your mobile and you see who’s remembering you.

Funny SMS / Messages # 23 :

What happen to your network? I tried call you but the operator said, “Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree. Please try later”.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 45 :

Friends and friendship…. It’s a package of feelings.
Nobody can make it.
Nobody can delete it.
Nobody can explain it.
Only friends can feel it.

Funny SMS / Messages # 22 :

Young man asks a kind priest: Father, Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child, but the problem is you guys never sleep when you are with a girl.

Good Night SMS / Messages # 10 :

I am sending you a pillow of happy thought to create wonderful dream. A blanker of care to keep you warm all night and a prayer to protect you until morning and sweet dream.

Love SMS / Messages # 80 :

We always know that looking back on the tears would make us laugh but we never know that looking back on moments we laugh together would make us cry.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 22 :

Never blame a day in your life
Good days give you happiness
Bad days give you experience
Both are essential in life
Enjoy every day.

Good Night SMS / Messages # 9 :

Good night, sleep tight, sweet dream……..
For what are you pressing? That is all!
Lorie bhi sunau kya? Now go to sleep!

Love SMS / Messages # 79 :

Doctor prescription for you
A cute little smile for breakfast
More laughs for lunch
And lots of happiness for dinner
Doctor fee?
A sms whenever you free.

Adult SMS / Messages # 11 :

Eyes to look at you
Hands to pray for you
Mind to think for you
Heart to care for you
Lips to **** you
Lips to **S* you
Lips to *IS* you
Lips to WISH you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 44 :

A smile is a sign of joy
A heart is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness and
A friend like you is a sign of Good choice.

Funny SMS / Messages # 20 :

Hi sweetheart! Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in your heat! I may come there any time! Yours faithfully “Heart Attack” ha ha

Love SMS / Messages # 78 :

Keep the smile, Leave the tear, think of joys, Forget the fear, Hold the laughter, Leave the pain, Be joyous till we meet again.

Funny SMS / Messages # 20 :

American: Dog can find bomb in country.
Japanese: Fish can play ball in my country.
Indian: That’s not a matter see this, Monkey can read SMS in my country.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 43 :

Life is fortified by friends, To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness. Fate determines who comes into our lives but heart determines who stays.

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 7 :

Welcome the new morning with a smile on your face, Love in your heart and Good thoughts in your mind and you will have a wonderful day. Good morning.

Love SMS / Messages # 77 :

Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every silence is sign of loneliness,
Every smile is a kiss of kindness,
Every SMS is a wish of happiness.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 42 :

Someone asked me till when will we remain as friends, know what? I just kept quiet. Why? Well that is because I don’t know, which is longer ALWAYS or FOREVER.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 41 :

Faith makes life possible.
Hope makes life workable.
Memories make life beautiful.
A friend makes life meaningful.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 40 :

A good friend is one who will tell to study well but a best is one who sits outside your class exam and says, Abe bas kar yaar chal baharaa.

Love SMS / Messages # 76 :

Sorry.. sorry.. sorry.. Don’t get confused, arre baba “SORRY” means
Some One Really Remembering You.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 39 :

Few Relations in Earth Never die.
Take the first letter from word to get the real word.
Few Relations In Earth Never Die.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 26 :

The biggest enemy of success is the fear of failure. So, when fear knocks, send faith to open the door. Let the success be yours.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 38 :

Be slow in choosing a friend and slower while losing them because friendship is not a opportunity. It is a sweet responsibly.

Funny SMS / Messages # 19 :

A prince was cursed by a witch that he could speak only one word a year. But if has doesn’t, he could save the words for the next year. One day, he saw a pretty princess and fell in love, he waited for 10 years to say her “Darling I love you, I would like to marry you. And guess what does princess replied… PARDON.

Love SMS / Messages # 75 :

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Last And Never Dies.
ITALY – I Trust And Love You.
LIBYA – Love Is Beautiful, You Also.
FRANCE – Friendships Remains And Never Comes To An End.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 37 :

Lovely friendship is like standing on wet cement. Longer you stay, harder are to leave and if you try to leave you can’t go without food prints.

Love SMS / Messages # 74 :

Boys are like your own shadows..
Try catching them, you will never succeed.
Ignore them and walk in your own ways
They will follow you

Love SMS / Messages # 73 :

My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left ICU or UCme

Friendship SMS / Messages # 36 :

My Friendship is not like the rain that pours and Goes. It is more like the air, sometimes keeping quiet and sometimes making noise. But it is always there around you.

Love SMS / Messages # 72 :

If you find yourself in a dark room, the walls start shaking and blood flows in from all sides, don't be afraid, You are in my heart.

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 8 :

Get up! Get up! God is waiting for you to give a gift of 24 golden hours whatever you want to it successfully.

Funny SMS / Messages # 18 :

The Theory: Drinking beer makes men turn into women..
They proof: To test the theory, 100 men were each fed a bottle of beer. Within an hour, it was then seen that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, become overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to thin.

Good Night SMS / Messages # 8 :

The smiling moon, the silent night, the cool breeze outside and all the shining stars are wishing you to close your eyes and go to sleep. Good night.

Love SMS / Messages # 71 :

Lovely Message for lovely person from lovely lover for a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style.

Funny SMS / Messages # 17 :

Beauty is not how you look... It is not how handsome you are, It is not how good figure too, Beauty is the inner self. So, change your Chaddi daily...

Love SMS / Messages # 70 :

Stealing the blue from the splashing sea,
A tinge of green from a youth trees,
A bit of orange from the sunset hues,
And crystal white from the morning dews,
I framed a bright and colorful wish just for you.
Have a nice day!

Funny Message / SMS # 16 :

What is a girlfriend??
Addition of problems.
Subtraction of money.
Multiplication of enemies.
Division of friends.

Funny Message / SMS # 15 :

Both husband and wife are like two tires of a vehicle. If one tire breaks the vehicle will not move. So, intelligent people always keep a Stephenie.

Friendship Message / SMS # 35 :

Every time I hear my message tone, I always hope it comes from you My phone has limited memory but my heart has unlimited space for a loving friend like you.

Good Morning Message / SMS # 5 :

Bed coffee! Specially for you...
I mixed it with 1TSP of care, 2 TSP of love and 3 TSP of happiness.
Hope you have a Great day and Good morning...

Funny Message / SMS # 14 :

As per the weather report there is a chance for heavy rain across Bangalore for the next two days. Use this rare opportunity! Don't
miss this chance! Take Bath! ok!

Friendship Message / SMS # 34 :

A friend is one who sees your first drop of tear, Catches the second, stops the third and turns the fourth into a smile.. Keep smiling.

Love Message / SMS # 69 :

Some people message you because they have nothing to do, Others message you so that you will message them too, but me, I do because messaging is my way of say, I remember you.

Friendship Message / SMS # 33 :

A bond of love,
A medal of trust
A shoulder in sadness
A had in darkness.
A hand in darkness.
A special relation to hold.
An ear where secrets can be told.
An appreciator for encouragement.
A jewel never to be lost.
Is the magic called Friendship.

Love Message / SMS # 68 :

Sacrificing is not a big deal. The pain what you face after sacrificing is a big deal. Keep the loved one happy. Love to sacrifice live to love.

Love Message / SMS # 67 :

Think "Gently"
Talk "Simply"
Laugh "Loudly"
Work "Hardly"
Love "Sinisterly"
Remember me "Daily"

Love Message / SMS # 66 :

4 facts to live better:
Never say sorry to one, who like you.
Never say bye to one, who needs you.
Never blame the one, who really trust you.
Never forget the one, who always remembers you.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 25 :

The ultimate truth of life:
"Success hugs in Private but failure always kicks in public"

Love Message / SMS # 65 :

Possessiveness comes when there is a fear of losing loved one. Not because they don't trust you, it is because they can't imagine a life without you.

Friendship Message / SMS # 32 :

Friendship requires real effort even when one of them is busy with their own life. A simple SMS reminds each other that you are not forgotten.

Friendship Message / SMS # 31 :

It is really amazing when two strangers becomes friends but it is sad when two friends becomes stranger. Hope it won't happen with us.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 23 :

Measuring life by what others do for you may disappoint you, but measuring life by what you do for others will add more meaning to your life.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 22 :

Prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out when you are in trouble. Use it as a steering wheel that keeps you on the right path throughout your life.

Good Morning Message / SMS # 4 :

A very special morning knocking at your Door with lots of bless! love ! and joy and fun! Come on get up and receive them.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 22 :

An arrow can be send only by dragging it back. So, when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it is going to launch you into victory.

Funny Message / SMS # 13 :

Sleeping disease - Etiology caused by lecturer
Host - Students
Reason - Frequent classroom exposure
Symptoms - Frequent falling on the table, automatic closure of eyes
Chronic form - Serious mucous discharge from mouth.
Pathogenic lesion - Mold closing on eyes, Short handwriting, loss of consciousness
Diagnosis - By nearer person sometimes by the lecture
Treatment - Not yet found
Prevention - Bunk the class.

Funny Message / SMS # 12 :

When you sneeze once, know that I am thinking of you.
When you sneeze twice, know that I am coming to see you.
When you sneeze trice, know that I am missing you.
When you sneeze 4th time, Take some medicine. Fool...

Love Message / SMS # 64:

A famous writer said "Bachelor life is like a sweet long dreams till alarm wakes".

Good Night Message / SMS # 7 :

A rose say I love you, A smile says I like you, A ring says I marry you, But a small SMS say Good night and sweet dreams.

Love Message / SMS # 63 :

Realive things before its too late
Accept things rather than delay them.
Love people before you lost them.
Life comes just ones, Love it while you live it.

Love Message / SMS # 62 :

Words and hearts are two things in the world which should be handed with care! Because words when spoken and hearts when broken are difficult to repair.

Love Message / SMS # 61 :

Do you know why god made eyes pair, ears pair, hand pair, legs in pair and heart as single? Because, Just to find a heart of your choose and make a pair.

Friendship Message / SMS # 30 :

If ever a day comes, when you find a better friend than me, just remember that what I give you is the best of what I have and what I am to you is the best that I could be.

Friendship Message / SMS # 29 :

I live by faith and not by sight. so, whether I see you or not, I know you are still the same .. A friend worth keeping till the end.

Love Message / SMS # 60 :

Mobiles are irritating... Daily charging... Monthly recharging... Annoying beeps.. All all... But one thing, I like about it is... It connects you and me.

Love Message / SMS # 59 :

I may be busy in all the things I do, buy never will I forget you. So, I am keeping in touch to let you know, you are in my mind more often than I show it to you.

Love Message / SMS # 58 :

The loveliest life is loving with the person who loves you. The loveliest death is dying in the arms of the one you love.

Friendship Message / SMS # 28 :

Nice friends are gifts not easily gained. It roots from one's heart and involves memories that stay, not for a moment, not for a day, but forever.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 21 :

Never get discouraged, it is often the last key in the bunch that opens the lock. Nothing great was ever achieved without patience.

Friendship Message / SMS # 27 :

Gate of memories wil never close, how much we miss our friends no one knows. Days wil pass like yrs, memories wil be remembered in silent tears..

Inspirational Message / SMS # 20 :

People who seem to be nothing, finally they become everything... And who appear to be everything suddenly change to nothin. Thats the journy of life...

Love message SMS # 57 :

Value d feelins of ppl who ve touched ur hrt coz ul nvr knw wen de'l jus walk out of ur lif & nevr com back...!!

Friendship Message / SMS # 26 :

Respect those friends, who fine time for you in their calendar. But, love those friends who don’t consult their calendar, when you need them…

Funny Message / SMS # 11 :

The difference between baygon spray and body spray is; if you use baygon spray you die and if you don’t use body spray others dies.

Love Message / SMS # 56 :

Thought for the day: “Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are not nice, but because you are nice.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 19 :

A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity,
A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty,
So always think positive.

Love Message / SMS # 54 :

Rich people travel in cars… Poor people travel in carts… but people like you travel in hearts.

Friendship Message / SMS # 25 :

We met, it was luck.
We spoke, it was by chance.
We became friends, it was destiny.
We are still friends, it is decision.
We will always be a friend, that’s a promise.

Funny Message / SMS # 10 :

Hi I saw you in TV, how beautiful you are, how smart you are, how cute you are, how nice you but, I don’t know why are you coming only in ‘Animal Planet’.

Love Message / SMS # 54 :

7th Rule to be happy like me: 1. Never hate 2. Don’t worry 3. Live simple 4. Expect a little 5. Give a lot 6. Always smile 7. Keep in touch with me.

Friendship Message / SMS # 24 :

Good friends are difficult to find especially… Someone… as sweet, as original, as funny and as cute… as me, how lucky you are!

Love Message / SMS # 53 :

Sometimes I don’t say ‘hi’…. Something I don’t reply… Sometimes I don’t SMS your… But it doesn’t mean I forget you. It means I am giving you time to miss me.

Good Night Message / SMS # 6 :

There is a time to cry, a time to enjoy, a time to be serious and a time to love, but now it is time to brush your teeth and go to bed. Good night.

Good Morning Message / SMS # 3 :

Morning time: A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles and a slice of great success especially for you. Enjoy the day! Good morning.

Good Morning Message / SMS # 2 :

A new light called ‘Morning’ emerges through hours of ‘Darkness’ to remind us of new challenges, new hopes and fresh start for! A very Good morning you.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 18 :

Life is a different teacher. It doesn’t teach you a lesson and then keep exams. It keeps the exam first and then teaches you a lesson. Wish you success in your life.

Love Message / SMS # 52 :

Today is the world love day. So, tell me anything that you love in me. Reply is must. Forward this message to your friends and see what they love in you.

Good Night Message / SMS # 5 :

A bed of clouds for you to sleep on, diamond stars on your bedside lamp, angels from heaven singing lullabies for you, may your sleep peacefully through the night. Good night.

Good Night Message / SMS # 4 :

Dream is a passion… where we can rule the world of our own.
Dream is a gift of God.. .where we can enjoy everything.
So, have a sweet dream tonight.

Funny Message / SMS # 9 :

As per the weather report there is a change for heavy rain across Bangalore from the next to days. Use this rare opportunity! Don’t miss this chance! Take Bath! Ok.

Friendship Message / SMS # 23 :

Feeling of love, Moments of caring, Small small sharing, stupid fights, Shoulders to cry, To be together in pain creates a miracle called friends!

Adult Message / SMS # 10 :

Dresses worn by women now days are like fences at the zoo because they are protecting the property without obstructing the view.

Funny Message / SMS # 8 :

In one public toilet, there is a poster of a sunny deol’s film. Can you tell which one, guess… Rok Sakto Roklo….

Adult Message / SMS # 9 :

Teacher asks student, what do you wish to do in future?
Ashok: I want to the doctor.
Sweety: I want to be mother.
Ravi: I want to help sweety.

Love Message / SMS # 51 :

Thermodynamic law of Romance “Love can neither be created nor destroyed, it can only be changed from one girl friend to another with considerable loss of money.”

Funny Message / SMS # 7 :

There are 3 basic rule for having good teeth:
Rule1: Brush twice a day.
Rule2: Visit your dentist twice a year.
Rule3: Apun se panga nahi lene kya…..

Friendship Message / SMS # 22 :

A true thought: when you are up, your friends know who you are. When you are down, you know who your friends are.

Love Message / SMS # 50 :

Happy moments – Forget me not
Difficult – ask me
Quiet – think of me
Painful – share with me
Boring – call
Free – SMS me

Love Message / SMS # 49 :

A good saying: Giving someone all your love never assures that they will love you back. Never expect love in return but just wait for it to grow in their heart.

Friendship Message / SMS # 21 :

Respect those friend who find time for you in their time table, but remember those friends who don’t see their timetable when you need them.

Love Message / SMS # 48 :

When my arms cannot reach people close to my heart, I always hug them with my prayers. May god grant you what your heart desire and keep you happy always.

Love Message / SMS # 47 :

If someone hurts you do not mind it, because it is law of nature that “The tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets the maximum number of stones.

Friendship Message / SMS # 20 :

Friendship is not a history to forget,
Friendship is not a maths to calculate,
Friendship is not a language to learn,
It is only science where we have to understand.

Love Message / SMS # 46 :

Read this slowly
“LIFEISNOWHERE” what did you read?
Life is not where or life is now here! Just a beautiful time to say, life depends on the way we look.

Love Message / SMS # 45 :

Do not walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you do not care who rule the world. That is called…Attitude. Keep rocking.

Friendship Message / SMS # 18 :

Friendship should have the determination like a mirror which never loses its ability to reflect even if it is broken into a thousand pieces.

Friendship Message / SMS # 18 :

The purpose of friendship is not to have someone who might completely be with you, but to have someone with whom you might share your incompleteness.

Friendship Message / SMS # 17 :

Ocean spoke to me about its empire, about its size, about its endless destiny, about all its greatness but when I spoke about our friendship, the ocean felt small.

Love Message / SMS # 44 :

Full stop is not a real end, because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, failure is not the real end, it is the real beginning.

Love Message / SMS # 43 :

Do not count what you have lost. Look at what you have now because past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back what we lost.

Love Message / SMS # 42 :

Life is not finding the right person, but creating the right relationship. It is not how much we care in the beginning, but how much we care till the end.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 17 :

# Lesson for the day:
Always remember that money is not everything. But also remember to make a lot of it before saying such a stupid thing.

Love Message / SMS # 41 :

A beautiful life does not just happen. It is built daily, in prayer, in humanity, in sacrifice, in love, may a beautiful life always be yours!

Love Message / SMS # 40 :

When life seems to be a journey through a dark tunnel, just take me along. I do not promise to lead you to light. But I can assure you that you are not alone.

Love Message / SMS # 39 :

People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. There is so much confusion in the world because people are being used and things are being loved.

Love Message / SMS # 38 :

Relations do not need every day conversation, does not always need togetherness, as long as it is kept in the heart, true feelings never go part.

Love Message / SMS # 37 :

Faith makes everything possible.
Hope makes everything work.
Love makes everything beautiful.
May you have all the three as you begin each day.

Funny Message / SMS # 6 :

A day will come, when the whole world will celebrate your personality, your thought, your ideas, your talent, your smartness and that day will be on 30th Feb 2010.

Love Message / SMS # 36 :

Never lose hope in the person you love, because they may always be the reason why your heart aches, but who know! They might be the reason, why your heart beat!

Inspirational Message / SMS # 16 :

A great English saying: Worry does not reduce yesterdays sorrow, but it empties today strength, so do not worry stay happy keep smiling.

Friendship Message / SMS # 16 :

Lovely number “143”
Lovely symbol “Rose”
Lovely place “Taj Mahal”
Lovely day “14 Feb”
Lovely Organ “Heart”
Lovely friend “U”

Adult Message / SMS # 8 :

14 Feb, it is “Valentine day” enjoy a lot with your lover. Do what every you like but do not cross the limit, after 9 months it is children day.

Friendship Message / SMS # 15 :

If you find a friend better than me, go ahead. I won’t stop you but when he leaves you, look behind I will be there, ready to slap you and ask “Ho gayi tassalli.”

Funny Message / SMS # 5 :

If you have any problem in life, bindas tell me I will help you out. If you do not have any problems in life, bindas tell me I will create some for you.

Friendship Message / SMS # 14 :

A truly caring friendship means one who knows you are crying and finds your tears even when you are walking in the rain.

Good Morning Message / SMS # 1 :

Attention please – Passengers in sweet dreams are requested to please open their eyes. The flight of night airlines is landing in a beautiful day.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 15 :

May victory be a habit, inspiration a state of mind and wealth a consequence. Let happiness be a constant companion.

Love Message / SMS # 35 :

A famous poet says….
“Once can cross an ocean without wetting his legs but cannot cross his life without wetting his eyes.”

Inspirational Message / SMS # 14 :

We grow old filled with regrets for things not done, for words not said, for love not shown. Life is too short, do what makes you happy today.

Love Message / SMS # 34 :

It is painful when you get hurt from your closed one’s but the pain silently tells you how much you are affectionate with those persons.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 13 :

Life doesn’t give you the people you want Instead it gives you the one you need – 2 teach you, 2 hurt you, 2 love you and 2 make you exactly the way you should be – the best!

Love Message / SMS # 33 :

Love is for life, life is not for love. Love may fail in life. So don’t spoil life in love but don’t forget love in life.

Love Message / SMS # 32 :

The truth of the life, The one, who respect you the most, sometimes hurts you a lot. But then again they are the only one who feels your pain the most!

Friendship Message / SMS # 13 :

Care for the one who shares with you.
Share with the one who knows you.
Know the one who misses you.
But don’t miss the one who wishes you.

Love Message / SMS # 31 :

You walked lightly into my life, lovely captivating my mind. At first, I never cared who you were, now I don’t know who I am without you.

Friendship Message / SMS # 12 :

Friendship is not the thing to hold your hand when thousands are with you but it that trust which holds your hand when thousand are against you.

Love Message / SMS # 30 :

Love is a soft feeling of hearts, but it’s very hard to feel and when it feels, it’s too hard to drop because true love happens once in a life time.

Funny Message / SMS # 4 :

An English stayari for you….
I see your face when I am dreaming II
That is why I always wake up screaming!!!

Friendship Message / SMS # 11 :

10- Fingers, 9- planets, 8- directions, 7- wonder, 6- senses, 5- Pandavas, 4- seasons, 3- Choices, 2- Genders, 1- Sweet friend like you. This is all I know about maths!

Friendship Message / SMS # 10 :

Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts sharing 7 feelings. Love + Sad + Happy + Truth + Faith + Secret + Helping = Friendship.

Good Night Message / SMS # 3 :

I wish moon always be full and bright and you always be cool and right. Whenever you go to switch off the light. Remember that I am wishing you Good night.

Love Message / SMS # 29 :

Every time when a message comes, I open my inbox thinking it’s you but when the message is not from you, I wouldn’t get disappointed still I enjoy that moment which made me to think of you.

Adult Message / SMS # 7 :

A 90 year old man: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor said: Let me tell a story. A hunter in hurry grabs umbrella instead of gun. He walks in the woods and sees a lion. He lifts the umbrella and pulls the handle. BAM! The lion drops dead.
Old Man: That is impossible; someone else must have shot that lion.
Doctor: Exactly

Inspirational Message / SMS # 1 :

Our ability is what we are capable of doing.
Our Motivation determines what we can do.
But our attitude determines how well we do it.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 11 :

A bird sitting on the Branch of a tree is not afraid by the shaking branch, Because the bird trusts not the Branches but its Wings. Believe in yourself.

Friendship Message / SMS # 9 :

Its really amazing when two strangers become good friends but its sad when to friends become strangers. Hope it won't happen with us. Stay same always.

Friendship Message / SMS # 7 :

Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of you.

Love Message / SMS # 28 :

Be the 1st one to say sorry when the other person seems to be hurt because of you and be the 1st one to forgive if a person says sorry to you.

Love Message / SMS # 27 :

Feeling is painting never spoil it.
Face is a book try to read it.
Love is precious don't miss it and
Friendship is mirror never break it.

Funny Message / SMS # 3 :

We have known each other for quite a while now. Do you think we can be more than friend. Because, I like you very much. Will you be my partner TO ROB THE BANK

Inspirational Message / SMS # 10 :

Always have determination like that of a mirror which never loses it's ability to reflect even if it is broken into thousand pieces.

Love Message / SMS # 26 :

When you truly care for someone, you don't look for faults and mistakes. Instead you fight the mistakes and accept the faults. Thats affection.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 9 :

Never conclude your opinion of a person on his present situation, bacause TIME has the power to change ordinary coal in to a daimond.

Love Message / SMS # 25 :

Hug someone you love and tell her/him how much you care, because when time takes them away, No matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear anymore. Its the reality of life.

Friendship Message / SMS # 7 :

Don't ever forget your old friends when new ones get added. Because "a new broom may clean but the old brush knows all the corners.

Love Message / SMS # 24 :

By the Time you realize the value of people around you, It might be time for them to leave you, so Never Miss a chance to tell, How much you love them.

Love Message / SMS # 23 :

Its true that the thing which comes to you by force never stays with you and never makes you happy. But the thing which comes to you by loves never leaves you and never makes you sad.

Love Message / SMS # 22 :

Beauty doesn't make Love, But love makes beauty! Break anything, but never break a heart! Heart is like music, play it but never play with it.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 8 :

The four looks of life:
*Look back and get experience.
*Look forward and see hope.
*Look around and see reality.
*Look within and feel confident.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 7 :

Laugh at mistakes but learn from them. Joke over your troubles but gather strength from them. Have fun with difficulties but overcome them. Thats LIFE.

Friendship Message / SMS # 6 :

Life is a blank page. Each friend hold their pen and write their own story in everyones life. You also have covered few wonderful pages in life.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 6 :

If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a lotus it shines like pearl. So, choose the best place where you can shine.

Love Message / SMS # 21 :

The happiest people on this planet are not those who live on their own terms but are those change their terms for the ones whom they love.

Love Message / SMS # 20 :

Good relations do not depend on how good understanding we have But it depends on who do we avoid Misunderstandings.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 5 :

If the path is beautiful, ask where it leads, don't ask how the path is... Lets find our goal and keep walking.

Friendship Message / SMS # 5 :

A true friend should like a dad, care like a mom, teases like a sister and irritates like a brother and finally love you more than than lover.

Friendship Message / SMS # 4 :

Never ignore a friend who feels for you, loves you, care for you, miss you because one day, you may wake you from your sleep and realise that you have lost the moon while counting stars.

Love Message / SMS # 19 :

Bst wordins evr:
"Don't cmplain abt otrs,
Chnge urslf if u wan peace.
Its easier 2 protct Ur feet wit slippers thn 2 cover d earth wit carpet"

Adult Message / SMS # 6 :

How 2 study maths with a girl?So simple,

Add a bed,

Subtract her clothes,

Divide her legs,

Enter ur square root,

Leave ur solution & surely she will multiply.

Adult Message / SMS # 5 :

Type of Smells in bedroom after marriage- First 3 months: Perfume & Flowers After 3 yrs: Baby Powder, Cream &Lotions After 30 yrs: Vicks & Zandu balm....haha gudnt swet drms my honey coated wit sugar...luv u n mis u so much.. c u very soon, i m very sory if u hurt u anytim

Adult Message / SMS # 4 :

Finishin ur education is lik deliverin a baby. Evry1 appreciates d outcom,Bt no1 knws d amount of times u got fucked in da process!!;-)

Adult Message / SMS # 3 :

NYK: A Kid bymistake enters into Parents Bedroom and is shocked at what he sees. He shouts at his Mom n says,

"AND YOU SCOLD ME FOR JUST SUCKING THE THUMB "!

Love Message / SMS # 18 :

Every heart has a pain.
Only the way of expression is different.
Some hide it in eyes while
Some hide in their smile...

Adult Message / SMS # 2 :

Wen APPLE becomes red, it is ready to pluck,
When a girl becomes 18, she is ready to



VOTE!

God bless ur Dirtymind
U'll never change!

Adult Message / SMS # 1 :

MeN ALWAYS say 'I LOVE YOU' to GiRLS but!! what true meaning
I-am
L-ooking
O-ut 4
V-aginal
E-ntry
Y-ou must take
O-ff ur
U-nderwear...

Love Message / SMS # 17 :

REAL FACT..
A drop of tear dat is shed wen u miss sumbody... Is d proof of dat relationship. If u realy undrstand..its worth a pearl or else its just a drop of water!!

Love Message / SMS # 16 :

Speaking without egos, Loving without intentions, Caring without expectations, Praying without selfishness is the sign of True Relations.

Love Message / SMS # 15 :

With every act of love and care you do today, you weave one more golden thread in the blanket that will warm you tomorrow. Live to love and love to live.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 4 :

Life itself cann't give you anything unless you really work for it. Life just gives you TIME and SPACE. Its upto you to fill it as much as possible.

Friendship Message / SMS # 3 :

My friendship is a life long commitment spoken by my heart. Its not given by pledge and not written on paper. Its a promise renewed everytime.

Love Message / SMS # 14 :

Apologising doesn't mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego.

Love Message / SMS # 13 :

Tears are better than smile because you can smile at everyone but you will cry for only one who is special to your heart.

Love Message / SMS # 12 :

Love and death are two uninvited guest, when they will come nobody knows, but both do the same work, one takes heart and the other takes its beats.

Good Night Message / SMS # 2 :

Dream is an Art of sleep where you enjoy the life in its virtual way. "I wish you to have a honey dipped sugar coated sweet dreams.

Good Night Message / SMS # 1 :

Dream is an Art of sleep where you enjoy the life in its virtual way. "I wish you to have a honey dipped sugar coated sweet dreams.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 3 :

Each moment of your life is a picture which you have never seen before and which you will never see again. So make each moment beautiful, Joyfull with smile.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 2 :

It take several year for a seed to become a tree. A flower takes months to Blossom. So have patience for any beautiful thing to happen in life.

Love Message / SMS # 11 :

To love someone is a natural instinct.
To be loved by someone is luck.
To live with someone you love is LIFE.

Funny Message / SMS # 2 :

Tension-when your wife is pregnant.
Scary-when your girl friend is pregnant.
Horror-when both are pregnant.
Terror-when you know you not the father!

Love Message / SMS # 10 :

To love someone is a natural instinct,
To be love by someone is luck,
To live with someone you love is achievement,
To live with some who loves you is life.

Friendship Message / SMS # 2 :

Friendship is not how you forget but how you forgive, not how you listen but how you understand, not what you see but what you feel and not how you let go but how you hold.

Love Message / SMS # 9 :

Not each and every feeling in life can be put properly in words. Some joys are better expresed in silence, Like a smile holds more meaning than laugher.

Friendship Message / SMS # 1 :

A loyal friend is better than a royal friend so better search for Loyality not for Royality.

Love Message / SMS # 8 :

A short walk is so difficult, when no one walks with you. But a long journey is just like a few steps when you walk with someone who loves and care for you.

Love Message / SMS # 7 :

Some people in life are a part of you and even when you let them go, you never lose them because your find the memories of time spent together still living in you.

Love Message / SMS # 6 :

Silly thing about Love, When you get little, you want more, when you get more, you desire even more, but when you lose it, you realise little was enough.

Love Message/SMS # 5 :

2 bestlines:Love your love so much that you don't have to ask, "With whom you were? and trust your friend that much that you don't have to tell, "Don't tell this to anyone".

Love message / SMS # 4 :

The biggest loss in life, "tears in someone's eyes because of you"
The biggest achievement of life, "tears in someone's eyes for you"
Strange but fact.

Inspirational Message / SMS # 1 :

Between a thousand yesterdays and a million of tomorrows there is only one "TODAY". So, use it to fullest.

Love Message / SMS # 3 :

One of the best message I received love means:
A guy and his girl friend were speeding at 100 kmph. Girl: Slow down, I is too scary. Gay: No it is fun, he asks to hug him tight and tell her the helmet is heavy on his head take it and wear it on. The next day it seem in the papers that a bike crashed into a building and out of the two, only the girl survived. The truth is that guy realized that the brakes failed but he did not want her to know. He felt her love by getting her hug for the last time.

Love Message / SMS # 2 :

Six answers given by different girls when get proposed;
1. No
2. I need sometime
3. I have always seem you as a friend
4. I already have a boyfriend
5. We should concentrate on studies
6. You do not even know me properly! It is just an infatuation.
Six answer given by different boys when get proposed;
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes etc…

Funny Message / SMS # 1 :

5 points that prove “you are a normal student”:
1. Unnecessary talk on phone.
2. Plan each day to study but end of the day “Kal se pakka”
3. You have all data but you work 1 day before the dead line.
4. Right not you are thinking of forwarding this message to friends.
5. On each point you smiled, because it is true.

Love Message / SMS # 1 :

Girls Girls Girls
If you appreciate them, they think you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
If they talk, they want you to listen.
If you listen, they want you to talk.
If you kiss them, you are not a gentleman.
If you don't, you are not a man.
If you agree to all their likes, you are "Joru ka Ghulam"
If you don't, you are not understanding.
So hard to live with these girls
and even harder to live without them!

Nokia Universal Codes # 1 :

Nokia Universal Codes

*#06#
For checking the International Mobile Equipment Identity (IMEI Number).

*#0000#
Displays your phones software version,
1st Line: Software Version
2nd Line: Software Release Date
3rd Line: Compression Type

*#9999#
Phones software version if *#0000# does not work.

*#92702689#
Displays –
1. Serial Number,
2. Date Made,
3. Purchase Date,
4. Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs),
5. Transfer User Data.
To exit this mode you need to switch your phone off then on again.

*#2640#
Displays security code in use

*#30#
Lets you see the private number

*#73#
Reset phone timers and game scores

*#746025625#
Displays the SIM Clock status, if your phone supports this power saving feature "SIM Clock Stop Allowed", it means you will get the best standby time possible.

*#7760# Manufactures code

*#7780# Restore factory settings

#pw+1234567890+1#
Provider Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

#pw+1234567890+2#
Network Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

#pw+1234567890+3#
Country Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

#pw+1234567890+4#
SIM Card Lock Status. (use the "*" button to obtain the "p,w" and "+" symbols).

*#21#
Allows you to check the number that "All Calls" are diverted to

*#43#
Allows you to check the "Call Waiting" status of your phone.

*#61#
Allows you to check the number that "On No Reply" calls are diverted to.

*#62#
Allows you to check the number that "Divert If Unreachable (no service)" calls
are diverted to.

*#67#
Allows you to check the number that "On Busy Calls" are diverted to.


*#94870345123456789#
Deactivate the PWM-Mem.

**21*number#
Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered.

**61*number#
Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered.

**67*number#
Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered.

12345 This is the default security code.


*3370#
Activate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) - Your phone uses the best sound quality but talk time is reduced my approx. 5%

#3370#
Deactivate Enhanced Full Rate Codec (EFR) OR *3370# ( F avourite )

*#4720#
Activate Half Rate Codec - Your phone uses a lower quality sound but you should gain approx 30% more Talk Time.

*#4720#
Deactivate Half Rate Codec.


press and hold # Lets you switch between lines

NOKIA 5110/5120/5130/5190