Love SMS and messages: October 2009

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 33 :

If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap.
If you want happiness for a day, go fishing.
If you want happiness for a year, inherit a fortune
If you want happiness for a lifetime, help somebody.

Love SMS / Messages # 90 :

Love and magic have a great deal in common. They enrich the soul, delight the heart. And they both take practice

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 32 :

Why do we häv so many Temples,if God is everywhere??
A wise man said:Air is everywhere,but we still need a fan to feel it...

Love SMS / Messages # 89 :

Luv is like giving a Gun 2 Sum1 having it pointed at ur HEART & Trusting them 2 never PULL da Trigger.
But Sadly Most Of da time thy Do.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 31 :

A Man askd a Priest
Can I Smoke While I Pray?
Priest got ANGRY
Another asked
Can I Pray while I Smoke
Priest AGREED
MORAL:
Respons Depends on
HOW U PROPOSE.

Love SMS / Messages # 88 :

.."Keeping someone in our heart is very easy... But, to be in someone's heart is very difficult... So "RESPECT the heart which "CARES 4"U.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 57 :

Beautiful Quote for a True Frnd frm this Frnd:- Ur Words r NOT My Disturbance..
But,The Disturbance Lies in Ur Silence... So keep in touch.

Love SMS / Messages # 87 :

There're 3 special ppl in our life:
Some1 we love but have to hate.
Some1 we hate but cant live without,
&someone we cant live without but have 2let go

Funny SMS / Messages # 33 :

Leave aplication by a kid:
O my Master
When i Cum, Water
Rain chum chum,
Leg my fisla Gira mai Dhadam,Niche my bag n Upar was hum, isliye 2day i cant cum!

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 30 :

Lyf may nt b d kind of party u wantd....
Bt dat does'nt mean U shud stop dancin
Ur d DJ of ur lyf...
So jst spin it, Rol it, Rock it & Enjy it....

Friendship SMS / Messages # 56 :

Friend Is who tolerates ur worst MOOD
Manages 2 smile on ur idiotic JOKE
Tries 2 undrstnd ur craziest DREAM
& knows da biggest reason behind ur smallest tear.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 29 :

World is not a Parking place, it is a Racing track..Keep on moving..
No matter when & Where u start but reach ur Goal & make a new Record.

Love SMS / Messages # 86 :

I'm on a mission:
Mission 2 avoid u,
2 forget u, in short,
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE

Funny SMS / Messages # 32 :

Wife: I hate the Beggar who came yesterday!
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food yesterday & today He gifted me a book
"How to Cook"

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 28 :

"An arrow can be shot only by pulling it Backward...! So whenever life pulls u back, dont worry...! It's going 2 lead u forward to victory."

Funny SMS / Messages # 31 :

Ambani calling from Heaven:"Son Mukesh,How is d Business of Our RELIANCE India Mobile"?

Mukesh: I Can't Hear anything PAPA..Plz Call me on My Airtel number!..

Love SMS / Messages # 85 :

Lövely peöple r möst preciöüs, sö nö mätter höw rärely i msg ü, ü wöüld älways b remembered, nöt önly för 2däy, büt thröüghöüt my life...

Love SMS / Messages # 84 :

On d shore of life, all gud relations r lik waves. They come & go bt they touch in such a way dat a feelin of closeness alwys remains 4evr...

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 10 :

Welcome the new morning with a smile on your face, love in your heart, Good thoughts in your mind and you will have a wonderful day. Wish you a lovely morning.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 55 :

We have a unique and strange friendship, me unique and you strange.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 54 :

Ye today is film dedication day, so tell me which film you dedicate me and sent this message to your friends, you will have fun.

Funny SMS / Messages # 30 :

Hey! Tell me very frankly. Do I look stupid? Dub? A duffer? Nuts? Monkey? Like a alien? Please tell me because just now someone told me that, I look like you.

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 9 :

Thousands of yesterdays are gone
Millions of tomorrow will come
But there is only one today
So, I don’t want to miss the day to say you Good morning.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 53 :

2 eyes looking for you.
6 senses missing you.
24 hours thinking about you.
7 days massaging you.
100 years, I need you as my dear friend..

Funny SMS / Messages # 29 :

If I was a printer, you will be my painting.
If I was a author, you will be my story.
If I was a poet, you will be my poem.
But unfortunately, I am cartoonist.

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 8 :

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think one, think wise, think great, think ultimate. That is the way of success, good morning and have a nice day!

Love SMS / Messages # 83 :

The three things we desire most in life; happiness, freedom and peace of mind are always attained by giving them to someone else.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 52 :

A word to say, A word to hear, even in your absence, I feel you near, our relation is strong, hope to goes long. We will remain friends, till our heart goes on.

Funny SMS / Messages # 28 :

Hen… Present sir,
Duck… Present sir,
Cat… Present sir,
Tiger, Present sir,
Monkey.. Reading SMS sir

Friendship SMS / Messages # 51 :

A flower never know how beautiful it is,
A sea never knows how deep it is,
You never know how valuable you are to me always as my friend.

Good Night SMS / Messages # 11 :

Touch your heart, close your eyes, Make a wish, Say good night, sky so wide, stars so bright, off the light, sleep quite quite, Good night.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 50 :

Feeling is a painting, never spoilt it
Face is a book, try to read it
Love is precious, be ready to sacrifice for it
And friendship is mirror, never break it.

Funny SMS / Messages # 27 :

Call me it is very urgent there is low currency in my cell......
Sender: Bin laden + 015643254962
Hamesha urgent kabi pura SMS pad liya karo yaar.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 49 :

A friend is like a guitar, you have to keep turning once in a while to keep the melody of friendship alive.

Frog goes to astrologer to know future.
Astrologer: You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who wants to know everything about you.
Frog: girl! When are where?
Astrologer: In zoo exam at zoo lab.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 48 :

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, ….. U, V, W, X, Y, Z. What are you wondering? I have killed all those were between I and you. “Friend forever”.

Funny SMS / Messages # 25 :

Interviewer: Imagine that you are in a closed room and all doors and windows are closed. How can you escape if the room caught fire?
Sardar: Very simple, Stop imagining.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 47 :

A flower never knows how beautiful it is,
A sea never knows how deep it is,
You know how valuable you are to me always as my friend.

Love SMS / Messages # 46 :

Slowly the leaves of memory fall,
Softly I will gather and pick them all,
Because today, tomorrow and till my life is through, I will always cherish having a friend like you.

Funny SMS / Messages # 24 :

Special offer: Bring chits in exam, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home. Hurry offer limited…

Love SMS / Messages # 82 :

Easy to get someone who will love you
Easy to get someone who like you
Easy to get someone who will care you
But difficult to get someone who will understand you.

Love SMS / Messages # 81 :

Look at the moon and you see time
Look in the heart and you see love
Look in the eyes and you see love
Look at your mobile and you see who’s remembering you.

Funny SMS / Messages # 23 :

What happen to your network? I tried call you but the operator said, “Welcome to the jungle, the monkey you are trying to call is on the tree. Please try later”.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 45 :

Friends and friendship…. It’s a package of feelings.
Nobody can make it.
Nobody can delete it.
Nobody can explain it.
Only friends can feel it.

Funny SMS / Messages # 22 :

Young man asks a kind priest: Father, Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?
Father: No my child, but the problem is you guys never sleep when you are with a girl.

Good Night SMS / Messages # 10 :

I am sending you a pillow of happy thought to create wonderful dream. A blanker of care to keep you warm all night and a prayer to protect you until morning and sweet dream.

Love SMS / Messages # 80 :

We always know that looking back on the tears would make us laugh but we never know that looking back on moments we laugh together would make us cry.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 22 :

Never blame a day in your life
Good days give you happiness
Bad days give you experience
Both are essential in life
Enjoy every day.

Good Night SMS / Messages # 9 :

Good night, sleep tight, sweet dream……..
For what are you pressing? That is all!
Lorie bhi sunau kya? Now go to sleep!

Love SMS / Messages # 79 :

Doctor prescription for you
A cute little smile for breakfast
More laughs for lunch
And lots of happiness for dinner
Doctor fee?
A sms whenever you free.

Adult SMS / Messages # 11 :

Eyes to look at you
Hands to pray for you
Mind to think for you
Heart to care for you
Lips to **** you
Lips to **S* you
Lips to *IS* you
Lips to WISH you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 44 :

A smile is a sign of joy
A heart is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness and
A friend like you is a sign of Good choice.

Funny SMS / Messages # 20 :

Hi sweetheart! Doing nothing? Then make a place for me in your heat! I may come there any time! Yours faithfully “Heart Attack” ha ha

Love SMS / Messages # 78 :

Keep the smile, Leave the tear, think of joys, Forget the fear, Hold the laughter, Leave the pain, Be joyous till we meet again.

Funny SMS / Messages # 20 :

American: Dog can find bomb in country.
Japanese: Fish can play ball in my country.
Indian: That’s not a matter see this, Monkey can read SMS in my country.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 43 :

Life is fortified by friends, To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness. Fate determines who comes into our lives but heart determines who stays.

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 7 :

Welcome the new morning with a smile on your face, Love in your heart and Good thoughts in your mind and you will have a wonderful day. Good morning.

Love SMS / Messages # 77 :

Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every silence is sign of loneliness,
Every smile is a kiss of kindness,
Every SMS is a wish of happiness.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 42 :

Someone asked me till when will we remain as friends, know what? I just kept quiet. Why? Well that is because I don’t know, which is longer ALWAYS or FOREVER.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 41 :

Faith makes life possible.
Hope makes life workable.
Memories make life beautiful.
A friend makes life meaningful.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 40 :

A good friend is one who will tell to study well but a best is one who sits outside your class exam and says, Abe bas kar yaar chal baharaa.

Love SMS / Messages # 76 :

Sorry.. sorry.. sorry.. Don’t get confused, arre baba “SORRY” means
Some One Really Remembering You.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 39 :

Few Relations in Earth Never die.
Take the first letter from word to get the real word.
Few Relations In Earth Never Die.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 26 :

The biggest enemy of success is the fear of failure. So, when fear knocks, send faith to open the door. Let the success be yours.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 38 :

Be slow in choosing a friend and slower while losing them because friendship is not a opportunity. It is a sweet responsibly.

Funny SMS / Messages # 19 :

A prince was cursed by a witch that he could speak only one word a year. But if has doesn’t, he could save the words for the next year. One day, he saw a pretty princess and fell in love, he waited for 10 years to say her “Darling I love you, I would like to marry you. And guess what does princess replied… PARDON.

Love SMS / Messages # 75 :

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.
HOLLAND - Hope Our Love Last And Never Dies.
ITALY – I Trust And Love You.
LIBYA – Love Is Beautiful, You Also.
FRANCE – Friendships Remains And Never Comes To An End.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 37 :

Lovely friendship is like standing on wet cement. Longer you stay, harder are to leave and if you try to leave you can’t go without food prints.

Love SMS / Messages # 74 :

Boys are like your own shadows..
Try catching them, you will never succeed.
Ignore them and walk in your own ways
They will follow you

Love SMS / Messages # 73 :

My heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says there are only two options left ICU or UCme

Friendship SMS / Messages # 36 :

My Friendship is not like the rain that pours and Goes. It is more like the air, sometimes keeping quiet and sometimes making noise. But it is always there around you.

Love SMS / Messages # 72 :

If you find yourself in a dark room, the walls start shaking and blood flows in from all sides, don't be afraid, You are in my heart.

Good Morning SMS / Messages # 8 :

Get up! Get up! God is waiting for you to give a gift of 24 golden hours whatever you want to it successfully.

Funny SMS / Messages # 18 :

The Theory: Drinking beer makes men turn into women..
They proof: To test the theory, 100 men were each fed a bottle of beer. Within an hour, it was then seen that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, become overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to thin.

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