Love SMS and messages: November 2009

Adult SMS / Messages # 15 :

It goes in dry, it comes out wet. The longer it's in, the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed, just you and me. IT IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK. It is a cup of tea.

Adult SMS / Messages # 14 :

Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

Love SMS / Messages # 110 :

There are thousands of roses in the world, even if i gave every rose to you, that would not be enough to tell you how much I LOVE YOU.

Love SMS / Messages # 109 :

When it hurts to look back, you are sacred to look ahead, just look beside you and i will be there.

Love SMS / Messages # 108 :

To the world you are somebody. But to me you are the world.

Love SMS / Messages # 107 :

If i were a tear in your eye I would roll down onto your lips. But if you were a tear in my eye I would never cry, as I would be afraid to lose you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 67 :

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth of it. Thank you for being the pee in my pants.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 66 :

Friends are angels that come from above. Sent by god to love you, when you are lonely, sad and blue, remember I will be there for you.

Love SMS / Messages # 105 :

When someone love you, you don't realize it. When you realize it, it is too late.
YOU always love the one that leaves you and leave the one that love you.

Love SMS / Messages # 104 :

Sorry.. sorry.. sorry.. Don’t get confused, arre baba “SORRY” means.
Some One Really Remembering You.

Love SMS / Messages # 104 :

I cann't resist the tears of woman, that is why i would do anything for you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 65 :

Dreams are to be forgotten. Reality is to lived. Desire is to be fulfilled and destiny to be reached, where it began there it will end, friends from start, friends till the end.

Adult SMS / Messages # 13 :

No boys no love, no love no sex, no sex no people, no people no school, no school no problem.

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 36 :

Don't keep hanging in the past, don't dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.

Funny SMS / Messages # 50 :

What is the difference between a woman and magnet? Magnets have a positive side?

Funny SMS / Messages # 49 :

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Funny SMS / Messages # 48 :

A successful man is one who makes more money than his can spend.

Funny SMS / Messages # 47 :

I asked God for world peace. One day, he said, i can't as it is impossible. I asked Good to make you good looking and he told, dude let of try the world peace.

Love SMS / Messages # 103 :

If i had a penny for everytime I thought of you, i did still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you.

Love SMS / Messages # 102 :

I don't think much, i do not think often, but when i think, i think of only you.

Funny SMS / Messages # 46 :

Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.

Love SMS / Messages # 101 :

Some thoughts are better kept unsaid. Some feeling are better kept to yourself because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence.

Funny SMS / Messages # 45 :

Best 2 Lines:
"Silence is d best answer fr al questions"
"Smiling is d best reaction in al situations"
unfortunately neither of them helps in EXAMS

Funny SMS / Messages # 44 :

A tragic LuV Stry: A pig fell in LuV wid a Hen
1day dey kissd ech othr
Nxt day d Pig died of Bird Flu nd Bird died of Swine Flu
"AJB PREM KI GJB KAHNI"

Love SMS / Messages # 100 :

Mind Blowing Thought:The Weakest Part Of A Relation Comes When One Of the Person Has 2 Give An Explanation 2 Prove the Trust..! Never Let It Happen.

Definition of kiss in medical language:
An anatomical juxtaposition of four orbicularis oris in a state of contraction followed by continuous spasm of the intrinsic and extrinsic lingual musculature followed by fervent mixing of the solution leading to transmission of the oral microbial flora of the either individual as a result of alpha waves originating for the hypothalamus.

Love SMS / Messages # 99 :

You must be tried because you have been running through my mind. You gotta be a thief because you have stolen my heart and i must have been a bad shooter because, i keep missing you.

Love SMS / Messages # 98 :

Last night I hugged my pillow and dream about of you. I wish that someday I did dream about about my pillow and i did be hugging you.

Love SMS / Messages # 97 :

When it hurts to look back, you are sacred to look ahead, just look beside you and i will be there.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 64 :

Friends are angels that come from above. Sent by god to love you, when you are lonely, sad and blue, remember I will be there for you.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 63 :

Dreams are to be forgotten. Reality is to lived. Desire is to be fulfilled and destiny to be reached, where it began there it will end, friends from start, friends till the end.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 62 :

Friends are angels that come from above. Sent by god to love you, when you are lonely, sad and blue, remember I will be there for you.

Love SMS / Messages # 96 :

Truth of life:
"We make them cry who care for us, we cry for them who never care for us and we care for them who will never cry for us.."

Funny SMS / Messages # 42 : :

Heart of boys are like a temple!
Holy, truthful,
pure..
Thats why, when boys say,'i love you',
girls remove their slippers.!

Love SMS / Messages # 95 :

Life Hurts, Feelings Fade, ù wan evrythin 2 stay d same, Bt ppl Change, N smtmes al ù cn do is hold ùr head up high, Blink d Tears awy n Say, Ohh DùST..

Love SMS / Messages # 94 :

ONLY 4 U:
Trust is like an elastic being stretch by 2 people. As long as U hold on it, U will b happy. The moment 1 leaves, another gets the terrible pain...
A Real true fact..

Love SMS / Messages # 94 :

U r part of a puzzle of sme1 else's life.U may nvr knw whr u fit but remember tht sme1 else's life may nvr b complete wthout U in it..

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 35 :

''Life itself cannot give u anything unless u really work for it.Life just gives u TIME n SPACE.Its upto U to fill it as much as possible"

Inspirational SMS / Messages # 34i :

Fear is not the only solution for u wen u r in trouble, becoz fear is the sign of failure. Whether u fail or succeed it is better to be confident.

Love SMS / Messages # 93 :

I've always been afraid Of lOsing ppl i cherish sO much,
But at times i keep asking myself
Is der any1 whO ll b afraid Of lOsing ME tOO...

Love SMS / Messages # 92 :

Life is so confusing. What we want we dont get, What we get we are not satisfied. What we expect never happens. What we hate

generally repeats..? THIS IS LIFE...

Love SMS / Messages # 91 :

Memory of a person gets beautiful in the mind just as a leaf kept in a book for a long time.
Fear not d departure of GREEN but cherish d arrival of GOLD.

Friendship SMS / Messages # 61 :

I m not a clock to sms u 24 hours.
But my heart is like a clock,
That will care, love & pray for 24 hours for aSweet FRIEND like " YOU "

Funny SMS / Messages # 41 :

Job opprtnity!
Hurry up.
Wear a suit,
Pair of boot.

Go n climb a tree.

Sit on a branch.

Fine!
NOW U R A
BRANCH MANAGER
congrats.

Funny SMS / Messages # 40 :

Santa asks Banta how was ur exam? Banta: It ws ok but I could not ans. past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally wrote

THUNK...

Funny SMS / Messages # 39 :

A born baby asks d nurse,do u hav sms balnce?
NURS:Yes,bt y do u need?
BABY:2 snd msg 2 God dat i reachd safely n ask him2
.
.
snd my girl frnd soon.!

Funny SMS / Messages # 38 :

Last night my books were dancing in my dream
DO U KNOW ON WHICH SONG?
GUESS.??
?
?
Zara zara touch me touch me touch me;-)...

Funny SMS / Messages # 37 :

History master was on leave. So science master was asked to prepare a question paper.
Students were stunned seeing the first question. Here is the question:
Describe jhansi rani with a neat diagram and label the parts..